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Subject: Don't Argue With Children
> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
>
> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
> swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal
> its throat was very small.
>
> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
>
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
> a human; it was physically impossible.
>
> The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
>
> The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
>
> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
> while they drew.
> She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
> As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she
> asked what the drawing was?
> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks
> like."
> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
> replied, "They will in a minute."
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> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
> her five and six year olds.
> After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy
> Mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how
> to treat our brothers and sisters?"
> Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
> answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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> An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy
> Brown had kissed her after class.
> "How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
> "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped
> me catch him."
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> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
> dishes at the kitchen sink.
> She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white
> hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
> She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
> your hairs white, Mom?"
> Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
> and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
> The little girl thought about this revelation for while and then
> said, Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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> A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
> returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there
> were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.
> "How did you know?" his mother asked.
> "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think
> it's printed on the bottom."
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> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
> Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood
> on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
> turn red in the face."
> "Yes," the class said.
> "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
> position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
> A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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